RTFM Coffee Mug

I’m a night person.  There’s no doubt about it. And, according to very reliable sources, I have been this way since birth.  I’ve sent memos out, but the rest of the world has yet to modify their schedule to coincide with the hours in which I am most productive.  My clone, while good to have around when an extra liver is needed, would be useless in this regard as he would prefer to sleep the day away while I do all the work.  Furthermore, my attempts at post-natal gene modification of my peer group (tried to inject bat DNA into co-workers) didn’t yield the results I was hoping for, and now the girl in HR just looks at me funny.  Alas, I’m forced to modify my schedule to coincide with the rest of you day-walkers.  (I’m a giver… I know).

Unfortunately for me… I’m up till all hours of the night because my brain decides to finally join the rest of my body around midnight.  This, in turn, results in me losing about 2 to 5 hours of sleep each night.  By Friday morning I often find myself getting kicked off the subway on my way to work because I resemble the living dead.

To date, the best solution I have found to this problem (that doesn’t include using my friends as guinea pigs) has been caffeine.  The only downside to this solution is the logistics and ramp up time it takes to get said chemical into my bloodstream.  Walking around the office dragging an intravenous caffeine drip once again drew the ire of human resources.  To make matters worse, this ramp up time is wrought with all sorts of external stimulus that requires the use of my higher brain functions, namely speech.

In the spirit of single-handedly killing flying mammals I found an interactive portable caffeine container that also wards off those early morning requests without having to strain anything other than my basic motor functions.  It’s called a mug.  But not just any mug.  Usually a mug in my hand combined with an eyeball dangling from my skull is enough to repel the early morning onslaught.  But, some still require that I spell things out for them.

In beautiful eggshell white helvetica font is my canned response for all the ‘how-to’ requests that are asked of me prior to moonrise…. RTFM.

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3 thoughts on “RTFM Coffee Mug”

  1. I’ve actually tried the caffeine soap. Someone got it for me as a gift. Kind of pricey if you compare it to other bars of soap… but a great value if you were to compare it to Starbux. I can’t say that it had quite the same effect as a good cup of coffee. Not to mention, I drink about 20 cups a day. So in order for me to feel the buzz I think I would have to eat about 6 bars of soap.

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